ellie baby: Archive

A new christmas classic

Elizabeth: Thoughts of ---- are ruining my Christmas eve. Quick, happy thoughts!!!
Katey: KITTENSSS
Elizabeth: UNICORNS WITH ARGYLE SWEATERS
Katey: Robot unicorn on argyle sweater shooting lasers
Elizabeth: Robot unicorn on argyle sweater shooting lasers with a basket of kittens on its back!
Katey: Dozens pulling santa's sleigh.
Elizabeth: THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER
Katey: Next the back of the sweater will have narwhals  having a disco.
Elizabeth: Can the narwhals fly? I think they should be allowed to fly for christmas. God owes them.
Katey: Ok they can fly and have thick monocles.
Elizabeth: Then they get to lead the sleigh. and have littel red glowing things at the end of their horns.
Katey: Deal.
Elizabeth: We've just reimagined christmas.
Elizabeth: I feel a new christmas classic in the making...
Katey: Hipster christmas huzzah
Elizabeth: Merry Christmas katey!
Katey: Merry friggin christmas!